I understand you want me to write an “About” page following those specific style guidelines – keeping it formal, authoritative, avoiding first-person, and focusing on establishing credibility. I can help with that, but I notice you haven’t specified what type of organization or website you’d like the content to be about. Could you please let me know what kind of organization you need the “About” page for? This will help me create relevant, targeted content that matches your requirements while avoiding any taboo topics.